NewStats: 3,264,126 , 8,182,709 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 07:32 PM 54u5

Egoveen:
Ikpu gi GA adikwanu ezigbote uto,Nye m akara ekwe nti GI.

Appreciate you are just being funny, however seems a tad disrespectful if you ask me

I will just resign and hand over to the PROF or the SHEIKH, they seem to be effective in whatever they do

Kill a green frog , dry it and hook a beaded string through it, wear the string on your waist every night for seven days, bye bye wet dreams. Problem solved

osamz007:
ON MY WAY TO COMPLETE MY NIN REGISTRATION


AFTER THAT I'LL GO TO NEPA OFFICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT POWER OUTAGES


I LOVE NIGERIA


I LOVE BUHARI

Naija is really great, inspite of the holidays, NEPA and NIMC dey ground gidigba, efficiency if you ask me, bros book space for me , I need my own NIN. Who mars hep

omotola90:
follow his advice at your peril

on this, he's spot on, no room for emotions where sound judgement is needed bro

NwaAmaikpe:





Verily, verily I say unto you, only the sight of a happily derailing brother graciously strolling into the Simp's Legion of Gloom will make NwaAmaikpe toss an overload of global assignments and run to their aid.

It is so sad that in your lineage, neighborhood, work environment and amongst your everyday acquaintances; you'be been unfortunate not to have anyone train you up in the ways of men.

For men only two rules exist; Rule #1 and the Golden rule.
Rule #1: "Trust no one till you've verified".

And

Golden Rule: "No matter the amount of your verifications, never trust a female".

There's an even a peculiar one for Nigerian ladies.

"NEVER EVER TRUST A WOMAN IN A NIGERIAN TERTIARY INSTITUTION" (Triple emphasis on Never Ever')

You my brother have broken the 1st rule, the golden rule and the peculiar rule with a huge smile on your face.
Of all the girls in the world to choose to commit your heart to, why go for an undergraduate?
Those fickle minded broads aren't ready for commitment but just attention thrills, infatuation whims and a race on the fast lane.

Take it or leave it, half the time you've kissed that girl, you've been licking the remnant of one diseased lecturer's semen she has been gulping to scale through in school or that of a lodgemate whose room she goes to charge her phone to chat with you.

To answer your questions.

Yes, it is normal for an attention-deficient, undecided whorre to have so many men in their DM, because that is what they do for a living, get high off flatters and spread their legs for the man with the best tongue.
Sad still, these type of girls get fvcked for free while their pharmacist boyfriend recommends cocktail of drugs to treat infections she claims to have gotten from the hostel toilet.

No committed girlfriend/wife encourages needless Social media communications with men because they know that inspite of all the detours, any man who chats up a woman is ultimately headed to one direction.

Should you play along?
No! Stop playing because you've been playing yourself all along. You need urgent help but my fear is that you are utterly unhelpable and have been condemned by the devil to be a SIMP on earth.
If a grown ass worker like yourself will let a teen in on your secrets, your s and worse even; be swayed by her manipulative tears, then I have no words for you and I take back my rants.

The wise one has spoken, he who has ear should put it to use asap

AK481:
These resident doctors are opportunist , who don’t mind using humans are soft target to make cheap and unrealistic claim.

Up on till now , now has come to rebuff what Ngige said :

The issue of group insurance for them is there but they want a special package for doctors while FG has there are 3 insurance which they are covered in.

I bet you, this is not about the good of the patient, nobody is fighting for the upgrade of hospitals , don’t be fooled .its just for selfish interest.

If the government gives in to their demand,I bet you johesu will go on strike too, and the cycle will continues.

How you ask yourself that why the health sector is the only sector where the public sector is more lucrative than the private sector

Guess 5k as hazard allowance should be enough for the 'greedy' doctors, how can they compare themselves to our hardworking legislators who confront all sorts of hardship everyday. Opportunism my foot, bros no mek me vex dis easther

AdolfAboki:
Hmm..



IPOB, ESN and other unscrupulous elements in the South East region should NOT dare the NORTH!

Mark my words IPOBIANS, if anything bad should happen to Danladi Umar or any Arewa sons or daughters, we'll make Nigeria HELL for you bloody terrorists!

I repeat, NOTHING MUST HAPPEN TO UMAR! Limit your secessionist chants and sectional slogans to your region. Limit your uncouth behavior to your region! If you think we'll fold our hands and watch you humiliate our leaders like you humiliated Ekweremadu and co, then you must be joking!

I dun talk my own finish. Dare us and see!

God bless the North.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The North that is presently imploding and cannibalising itself, very soon nothing would be left for us to even date. Bros today

Monogamy:


How is Farooq different from Danladi?

His astute write up answers your question, if you couldn't decipher it after reading it, I can only feel sorry for you

kaymart:

u r a foolish being...
I don't want to trade words with u.
ittedly, u r so ignorant and egocentric.

Old boy, seems you don't recognize the irony in my comment, we are on the same page ooo

ThePrincipal:
Issokay. What manner of people would always go out to defend a "powerful" god they don't see by killing a fellow human being they see everyday...

Not even God this time around, someone blasphemed your prophet, instead for you to enlighten him, it is death straight...

Islam is what again please?

How could you still be asking this kind of question, the answer is right there in the post, it is what it is

kaymart:
A president that Only speak through his ministers, media aides and does pre-recorded speech once in a blue moon
The president of the country. that doesn't talk, doesn't interact with Media or the populace

No interaction with stakeholders, media or legislative


Absence =presence
(No difference)

My dear countryman, seems, you are among the ignorant few who are yet to realise that what we have is a presidency , and not a PRESIDENT, furthermore, presidency has multiple outlets for gisting and interacting with it's citizens, this is for your education. Please, what else should PMB do, leave issues about his welfare to address and interact with you

Patrioticman007:
Imagine a clown like Abaribe that couldn't provide the location of his fugitive boy Kanu, is here making noise.
We dey laugh ooo.

yes, a clown making serious and legitimate damning claims about your president and all you can do is attack the messenger. Not surprised , seems we are all clowns now, lack of seriousness can be contagious

Did I just see internet savvy and my president in the same sentence, think I'll need to fix my reading glasses as soon as possible

aremuforlife:
No place is safe on earth, America is more dangerous than Nigeria, but you will never see their media or social media blacklisting their country, it's unusual of them.

Agree with you bro, but my family and hood guys still prefer America's brand of danger to the primordial , bigoted and often senseless brand of danger in naija

From your antecedents, wouldn't take much effort to be smarter than you

Seems this video was shot by a kindergarten pupil

ProphetAlinko:
I see him winning golden boot ahead of lewandowski.

abeg where your church de, I need this kind of prophecy. Want you to confirm that I'll be richer than dangote by the end of this year

Guy , if you really don't want to bunk her you would've stopped the relationship, fact that you do all manner of shit ,means it's a question of time before she'll be moaning to your strokes

omodave:
I have a question to ask :

thought I've answered your question

alphaconde:
useless gathering

however tinibu is past 69 years I have relatives in their late sixties and I know how they look

could it be that they are malnourished, just asking bro.

donmixc:
yet the crime rate in Onitsha is still high, you can't even take a stroll in Onitsha without armed robbers attacking you and stealing your valuables, sometimes they end up killing their victims, what a backward state, that's why I can never visit a southern state because they're all wicked and evil minded. keep lunching nonsense, don't develop your region, still we kick all you southern infidels out of north especially in Abuja..... Animals

yesooo bros, we'll keep LUNCHING on nonsense

donmixc:
see them displaying human heads/skull and happily dancing, no wonder skull mining is lucrative in the south. What a backward region am I sharing this country with, they claimed north is backward and illiterates, but see them displaying stupidity to the whole world of because of some useless culture, I am so disappointed being in the same country with infidels

Bros from fantastic northern Nigeria, could you please assist me to comprehend your post, seems a little too advanced for a backward southerner like me , I imagine you must have the latest books on grammar up there in the north.Please bro, help a brother out

straighttalk:
What a grate Achievement for the Nought

Mr spell sighted .

Innobee99:
Africa is their dump site

will continue to be, until you start manufacturing your own phones

Can deduce you have a high opinion of yourself, love that, so if this girl could ' snare ' you, that certainly shows ambition .Fact that she's running a master's program shows she's got potential, bros it's not gonna be easy and it had never been easy , knuckle down , have a frank talk with your wife to be and get ready for your lovely kid

Zzor:
Such a disgusting act,no man can ever make me do that husband or not

what is disgusting here, is it the mouth on the D, or the D in the mouth?

Why has righteousness not commented, oh I forgot, he's in church now, better be going my self. Not going may not be a sin, but surely will lift up your spirit if your heart is set towards God

babatee90:
only three days and they are bleeding already

only three days and you are blinking already, show the stuff you are made of and make it ten days at least, then we'll know who will reap in tears

This governor should be advised to calm downooo, should know he lacks the power to arrest the one and only C-IN-C, residing in one rock located in asokoro, Abuja

Maxymilliano:


And how will this get him justice at the end of the trial

May not get justice for him, but don't be surprised if the judge and subsequent ones withdraw from the case

Mstravelindiva:


Yes, I absolutely love wine. And it’s such a beautiful experience in Napa!

I’ve had the pleasure of wine tasting internationally in Italy, , Greece and Hungary. Spain is on my list next!

when will you come and taste our water in sapele, mind blowing experience, can assure you my dear