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Yes.
My bible is the biggest in our large synagogue. Congregants often turn their heads each time they see ny bible. Our former Rabbi once joked about the size, and funny enough when he saw the autograph he was shocked.
The bible was gifted to me by my former boss: a mallam and Alhaji. He ire the way I practiced my faith and bought the bible as a birthday gift. Since that 2018 I never missed going to the synagogue with it.

Sumchi:
I'm tired. I want to end it all. Have been seeking for financial assistance, yet no one wants to help my plight. This suffering is too much for me. My baby has not eaten since morning. I don't have money to buy her nutribom. What more do I have to live for? I can't do this anymore. My babys father rejected her even before i gave birth to her. I don't have any choice. Please help us if you can. My and details is in my profile please

And you don't wanna save someone's stress by typing ur aza here. Nice one

Mine are either:

Yo! Xup

Or

Bayo, wetin dey

Or

Good day, this is the Pharaoh.... what can you do for me?

ChybuzzDD:


If you pick my calls and ask "who's this?" as your first response, i end the call immediately.
It shows that the person is immature, disrespectful, lacks emotional intelligence and is careless/not mindful.

Ahh! You and I will definitely clash, cus all I do is go ahead or I'm with you.

All these oyinbo standards nauseated me.

If Tinubu who has no certificate, no real identity, a criminal, and was able to rule Lagos and hold it down, is ruling Nigeria,..... is it Davido that will not rule Nigeria.
I don't believe the pastor but nothing is impossible.

That's good for Christians. The CAN will turn a deaf ear. The rich pastors will rather pray. The Christians will hide behind the walls of criticisms and on social media and do nothing.
The judge will give such judgement to appease the fulani.
We have a long way to go

People who are rich before becoma president are mostly evil. Look at what we have here in Nigeria. The first billionaire we have as a president is the worst in Nigeria history.

joeyswift:
9ja politicians only know how to fry akara and roast corn during election season. Sanwo olu even turned to usher in church.

Peter Obi has done quite enough.

A year ago, we were in a meeting in Merit house maitama. He was in d podium, and there was a settees beside him. The Ushers did not realise that it ought not be there. He turned, removed them and positioned them smoothly. A woman who sat beside me, was so awed that she yelled, God bless you sir. PO pretended as if nothing happened and continued his speech.

Kingray10:
Paparazzi
Why he no tie he body guard own.

Products of leaked WAEC papers.
May God help them

rofanx13:
[b]Muslim is a religion of peace. [/b]Unfortunately, extremists have made it synonymous to religion of terrorism.
It's pathetic. All these countries are Muslim countries.
We need a world devoid of terrorism

If I say what I know they will block me as it has become a norm here.
If Peter Obi is alive to contest in 2027, nothing will stop him.
Tinubu is having sleepless nights over Peter Obi, but he never see anything.
Peter Obi all the way

Imagine a
Peter Obi. Nigeria
Julius Malerma SA
Ibrahim Traore Baukina Faso

Africa will be liberated

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Fielding a northerner in 2027 is undiluted madness.
Political parasites who cannot survive outside of government positions and handouts.

Tinubu's MUMU ticket has shown that the federal character discussion only works to disadvantage the South.

At this rate, we should be having Christian-Christian and Southern-Southern tickets.
Since all of una wan mad completely.

[b]Just imagine a Peter Obi and Yemi Osinbajo presidency.
Just imagine an Akinwumi Adeshina and Raji Fashola presidency.

We have carried the North along for far too long and they have always messed up the privilege.

We should start boldly sidelining them.

Nobody has the monopoly of craze.[/b]

Aaahhhh!! This is crazzzzyyyyy. The best combo. Even America will envy us, but it's just a dream

Is that building up to 26 storey? Why una d hype the building na?

Obakoolex:


The kind of frustration some of you have is beyond witchcraft.
It's funny if it's just for cruise but if not, you're bitter than aloe vera

Aloe vera is bitter?

Everything about tinubu and his regime are about steal it, grab it and wuru wuru style. Nigeria may not know peace as long as tinubu is in power. The man is nothing short of evil personified.

HeadNigga:
Kumuyi is the only true pastor in Nigeria in my mind

And one Pastor Enenche or so. That guy in in one big church at airport road in Abuja

mariovito:
I like the fact he remarried.

Life's for the living

What are you insinuating?

Tinubu will learn politics in 2027.
I thought the defection to apc was genuine until I met my inlaw.

Every marriage has its own spices. Don't nobody give us a 4kin guide. Ain't need no sh1t.

yemmit90:
p [b]we are so selfish and ignorant i[/b]n this part of the world. What is so bad in staying with someone aged parents that laboured endlessly to raise us? So, he can move to them when he was struggling but not when he is financially stable? That is the extent of our shallow thinking, and you keep wondering if it worth it to suffer to raise children these days.

An average European, Chinese or American live with their parents but here in Africa, detest and don't have empathy toward one another. Why would anyone leave his aged parents when he/she is in position to stay with them. Loneliness at old age is out of this world, and it is a great privilege to have one of your children family around.

That is why every man should try to make money. The rich take up another wife that will give them young children who will keep the house running at old age.

Listen to yourself. His parents has had their own life. Let him go have his. EoD

thesicilian:
I hate skits where men dress as women

Do you like Terry Perry then? Even Eddie Murphy has acted in same way

I never knew that's a man. Wow

Pathetic

Factcheck0001:
Happy children day to those people who couldn't stop tinubu as an ordinary citizen but they think they can stop him as president

Donald Trump was stopped in 2024, eedeot

CommonSense1967:
Jona, na now you know this?

You didn't know this when you and your corrupt ministers were stealing the country dry?
Stealing is not corruption master.
I beg go and sit down somewhere, these people always have great epiphanies the momonet they are out of power, but while in power they lack the same wisdom and vision.

Your hatred for this man blinded your comprehension. Haba.

chigoziri2403:
You must be a comedian
I have been laughing for 5 minutes

Me too. Adondai for laff