You're very kind, Mr Kennedy! Thank you. I trust you're having a good day today.
Yes baby. I'm having a very superb day today. Courtesy of you. You lit my whole day in ultra euphoria.
Sweetie please can I ask you something? I'll really like for us to know each other more outside this platform. Can you reach me on my email with your phone number. I really want to chat you on WhatsApp so we'll get to see each other's status and talk better and get to know ourselves a lot more.
Why are you blaming them for begging? Do you think it's easy to survive daily in this shit hole country that always loves to keep people poor no matter how hard they work?
If you want them to stop begging first of all fix the economy. Why on earth should dollar per nair exchange rate be N1500. Even so many businesses that have their feet planted and rooted firmly are now sinking.
It's not about prayers, the government knows what to do to end poverty, just like they know what to do to end banditry and killings and Boko Haram but will never do anything.
Ladies please and please never visit any man you just met whether online or offline, no matter how the love or the money shack you reach. Can you trade it for your life?
Please be very critical about every aspect of your lives ladies.
NairaOcean: The internet woke up to shocking news as a leaked tape allegedly involving the daughter of a prominent pastor in Kenya began trending across social media platforms. The video, which has since gone viral, shows the young woman in compromising positions, sparking a flurry of online discussions and debates.
Sources suggest that the tape was leaked by a bitter ex-lover who, upon hearing that she was preparing to marry a more responsible man, decided to exact revenge. Some social media s have expressed disbelief, recalling the young woman's image as a devout, responsible individual, frequently seen giving sermons on the pulpit and preaching in her fatherâs church.
Critics have been quick to label her as a âsheep in wolfâs clothing,â accusing her of hypocrisy for preaching religious values while allegedly engaging in such behavior. Some have gone further, questioning how her privacy was allowed to be violated in the first place.
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Good morning Mr. Seun @Seun Sir please I want to work for you as your virtual assistant, helping you out with news research, or content writing, proofreading and editing. I can also help you check the source of the news before I post it to make sure itâs not a hoax. I can help you and assist you not just on Nairaland but any other part of your online space. Please hire me sir @Seun
Kobojunkie:
Not just that! The disciples were all Israelites, and the ones who destroyed their former holy city and country around 70 AD, exiling them from parts of the Roman empire at that â the Romansâ are the same people who went on to proclaim themselves church fathers over a movement that comprised 100% of Israelite before the destruction and exile. Christianity is a farce!
Christianity is 100% real.
The Bible might not have recorded how the apostles and disciples died but the Bible is the most realistic book that has ever been written. And it's all pointing us to our beloved LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST who died for us more than 2000 years ago to redeem us and restore us back to Himself.
Kobojunkie:
No one really knows how any of them died. The list above was created by rogue bishops, most of them non-Israelitesâ mostly Romans at the time â whose purpose was to hijack the movement that existed before the destruction of Jerusalem and Judah for their personal and political gain.
No wonder⌠I suspected so because there isnât any of their deaths in the Bible⌠Thanks for letting me know.
Dpsychologist:
Letâs talk about something every man (and even many women) can relate toâbut few truly understand.
Thereâs a reason why, after orgasm, especially during casual or risky sex, you suddenly feel a wave of clarity, guilt, or even regret. That feeling isn't just emotionalâit's biological.
What just happened?
When you're turned on, your body floods with dopamineâthe same pleasure chemical you get from cocaine, gambling, or winning a jackpot. Your brain becomes singularly focused on one goal: release. Rational thinking takes a back seat. You ignore red flags. You override morals. You chase pleasure like itâs your last mission on Earth.
But as soon as you cum, your dopamine levels crash, and a hormone called prolactin spikes. Prolactin is associated with sexual satisfactionâbut also kills sexual desire. Suddenly, the fog lifts. And nowâŚ
đThat person doesnât look as attractive as they did 10 minutes ago.
đYou start thinking about consequencesâpregnancy, STDs, emotional attachment.
đYou begin to feel shame, disgust, regret or confusion.
You ask yourself: âWhat was I thinking?â
Congratulations. Youâve come to your senses. Literally.
This isnât spiritual hypeâitâs backed by neuroscience. The post-nut clarity is real. And it can be powerful.
But hereâs the deeper question:
Why do we need to ânutâ to see clearly? Why not pause and think before the act?
Thatâs where emotional intelligence, discipline, and long-term thinking come in.
Many lives, relationships, and reputations have been destroyed by a few minutes of unfiltered pleasure. People cheat, betray, and even ruin their futures over something they donât even want once they âcome.â
Next time youâre in that heat-of-the-moment tension⌠pause.
Ask yourself: Is it worth it?
If youâre unsure, wait. Because if you wouldnât feel good about it after, you probably shouldnât do it before.
As can be seen from the image. The guy was regretting after wasting his money on what he thought was worth it but as soon as he cum, he came to his senses.
Moral of the story: Donât let your dick decide what your brain will regret.
Thanks dear. You for like chop am after 4 months?
No wahala if I make another one, I go give you if you are in Lagos
Yes dear. Itâs been 6 months since Iâve been without a phone to connect to the internet. Iâve been using a button phone ever since. I used the whole of last week to binge-read all the nairaland news that Iâve missed so far. Thatâs why my message is coming now to your post.
Thank you so much dear⌠Iâd really love the honor to come to your house and enjoy your delicacy. I really wish Iâm in Lagos right now but Iâm in Uyo.
Animegirl:
I have a burning ion to become a wealthy and successful woman, but I'm worried that getting married and having children might force me to put my dreams on hold. I'm concerned that I won't be able to balance family life with my personal ambitions. Furthermore, the societal pressures in Nigeria, combined with the constraints of time and age, are making me feel like I'm already at a disadvantage. My desire for success is strong, but I'm fearful that having a family might mean sacrificing my dreams.
I'm really scared.
No it won't. That's what your mind is telling you. Family should make you even more ionate to achieve your dreams.
Ouchbabe:
Ok guys, as I no travel for Christmas. I decided to have a fun time with my family, kids actually as my hubby don travel.
I made refreshing, sweet zobo drink in the morning and yummy crunchy chinchin this afternoon.
The recipe is quite simple and cost effective.
If not for the fear of stamped, I for release my address
Merry Christmas!
Your chin chin looks so crispy. I for like chop am.
SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.
I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.
He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.
We exchanged s and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.
He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......
He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes
Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him
Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same
I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.
Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?
@SweetBuns Happy Easter to you... Can I be your relationship coach on this one?
MisterKennedy(m): 10:40am On May 28
