NewStats: 3,264,198 , 8,182,935 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 07:01 AM 1s1x5y

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IceDune:


Jekanmo and Fearless

Mad kombo ...... Make person no go kill omo lomo oooo

Earthstorms:


Thanks for the explanation.

That means with patience, one can through the road without going through the bush.

Yeah..... You'll still get to your destination safe and sound
Nah God dey protect person from bad things

Safe journey bro

Omo.... No be small journey oooo
I traveled last week Friday, I paid #15k from Lagos to PH, the road was smooth and okay untill I reach Onitsha..... Twas a bumper to bumper journey bro, I got to Onitsha by 6pm, since den.... Nah one way person dey , the road sef blocked in both lanes, we struggled to come out from the traffic only to meet a greater stand still in Owerri (Owerri hold up was d worst so far), our driver refused to follow d bush part, he prefer to sleep on the road than to take that route, he said twas very risky and dangerous.

You know Rivers state and check point wahala nau, I don't need to tell u about that one bcx any small drive, you have to stop or slow down for check point

Well..... I left Lag 8am and got to PH by 12am( midnight)...., Twas a very hectic journey, that road isn't for the weak lol. A friend of mine who also ply that route reached PH that same midnight. The problem is from Onitsha road down to PH, everywhere choke

I wish everyone traveling or following that route a safe trip to their respective destinations

skondo09:




Na my worst toast experience ..am married now sha, and I don even tell my wife the tori b4[right][/right]

, she go don laff u tire

SimeonOTC:
Abegging my Ex-Girl when she was about breaking up with me... I was even crying.. chaiii.. I went as far as trying to prove my love. Anywhere i see her, i try to approach her and all that stuff..e come turn over see finish..

The thing dey pain till now.. chaii.. i too mumu, I swear.

Only if I knew i was going to eat lots of pussy and have lots of beautiful babes offering me free pussy at a platter of gold after her.

this was 4years ago

No regret, i was still a lover boy, a simp and a first time lover

Now, I pity any babe wey just enter my trap.


Another one is when i was giving my ex a superb head and my elder sister worked into my room to ask for charger without knocking
NOTHING ON EARTH can describe how bleeped up i was
my dick fall at once
ex-ty just lose interest

I can't stop laughing right now...... Only God knows wat was going thru her mind after she saw wat u were doing with ur big head

skondo09:
The day I go toast a girl for one 'i hear n branch wedding' wey I attended back then in uni..me coming from lecture hall branch wedding not even that well dressed for a ceremony..on the table where I was the girl was across me sitting at the other table, as she stood up, I followed and blocked her, I started my campaign, d girl didn't even wait, so I was talking while we move down the road where her friends were waiting for her ( dt one no even vex me), as we were moving na so one macho guy (more elderly than I am and much more taller) showed up,and started a conversion with her, both if them just did as if I wasn't even there, from there conversation I got to know the girl is wey older than me and a working class (tho she had a small stature), see me a jambite then..I felt embarrassed..
To make the matter worse, when her friends later came close and saw me, they asked who I was, she said she didn't even know

...... Something like dis happened to me too oooo but ur own nah baba

Mine was that I was with dis my course mate who resumed late back in my uni days, I was trying to help her meet up with wat we've done so far, during our leisure time, we went to one hall where Duncan Mighty was performing and decided to stay and watch d show, only for one guy (werey), ah no know where d guy from, just burst out dey toast d girl beside me oooo..... Ah just keep quiet dey listen to d mumu punchlines wey no even make sense sef. Ah been wan laff sef, ah just lock up. Nah only God know weytyn dey run for dat girl mind wen u dey follow toast her, e be like say u even use ur sec sch punchlines hit her up wey make her know say u be jjc

Ur own be say she just dey listen to all u got to say but for her mind, she dey wait make u follow her reach where her paddy dem dey fess, make dem chop u raw

Abeg who get EFCC number....., Ah wan check something

Nice

Nah SENIOR MAN HARDER HARDER person go dey hear upandan

Ahbi nah BOSS FASTER FASTER....., or OG DEEPER DEEPER

Chaiiiii

gibsonwales:


Mek dem obtain/mob am, abi ?

That guy Neva know Ajegunle doings shaaa ..... Baba wey stay inside car dey view im thing knows y he did so

He no wan hear dem say dem say ooooo..... Unless say AJ CITY don calm down

Abeg oooo..... How I fit unseen or unread wat I just saw or read Biko....

E no concern me shaaa...., Make I no talk weytyn dey my mind

Prettygirl200:
Go lick your wound Mr?

Yo..... Pretty lady, you're satisfied ryt??

Prettygirl200:
Abeg go sit down!! U wan show yourself for here now. Muteeewwww

You're just pained....., Ah no dey exchange words with ur type bcx ntin come out las las

I'm in my early 20s but I can relate to wat u are saying....... I broke up with my gf bcx of d reasons u gave and to be sincere with u, since den, I feel so free and have peace of mind dat I'm lonely

At least I can think straight without having any other wrong thoughts running in my head abt my gf..... I'm also so focused on my skill and making money (and not being disturb of wen to send money to her or y I haven't send her any money)....., I use my money to take care of myself and help other friends dat deserve it than to send it to one olukku dat will still cheat on me las las


Ntin come out for relationship..... I feel It's just a thing to occupy leisure time (i.e cool body wen body dey hot , and have someone to call my lover make u for dey follow d trends dem ) ntin else


E be things shaaa..... I thank God say ah don commot hand for d mata...., I don't give a bleep abt relationship anymore. Any banny wey wan gum body now, nah for her head ooooo

Omo..... Konji no be anybody mate oooo

There are some days I conquer konji...., Sometimes it get hold of me

All dis young ladies in my street that don't wear bra but put on only single in d evening, dey make konji get morale dey use me do yeye

Nah only God go help person

IceDune:


Read the post

That was wat I was asking nau

Whether it's was the onions and milk u tried out or the fearless and Coco samba....., And whether it worked out d way u expected it

IceDune:


I tried the one a lot of people talked about

Which is.....?

Did it worth the hype....?

LINSAR:
All these stress just to get laid?
When there's Indomie and egg.

Nna ehnnn..... The thing tire me ooooo... I no kuku get porn for phone, my doings alone go make her wet. Nah follow come DOINGS shaaaa

siofra:


I wanted to pay a vendor on Facebook for goods she delivered, so I transferred the money to my Zenith .

Unfortunately for me today, there was no network. I was impatient and I went to Facebook where someone directed me to a shady Zenith customer care page.

Foolishly I sent my number, phone number and OTP to the person behind the page and I was debited.

Fman
Illegal1

This thing almost happen to me one day wen I was having network issues and my #10,500 I wanted to transfer to my zenith acct hang..... B4 den, I usually get useful info from zenith Bank on Facebook to solve my acct problem but dis faithful day, dey sent me all d details I need to send to dem in order for them to help me. Omo as I see send:

Acct number
OTP
ATM CARD NUMBER
Full name etc....

Omo I know say nah scam bcx e get things wey bank no dey ask their customers..... Na so I kuku wait till leta that night wen my money con enter back ooooo


Ah no dey play all dis Kain rough play online ooooo

Earnings wey u no fit cash am out....., Dat one nah earning??

RedChiefPriest:
Wetin c dey do on the list?
Who yam help? Abeg remove am.
Please if you see anybody that choose anything else apart from "c" just help me get their picture and address.
Me and that person go fight man to man or man to woman sef.
I go supply the kobokos and canes needed to fight each other.

Dj! Supply me 1 keg of palmwine make I dey use am monitor people's comments.
Barman! Play me "war go soon start" by Martin Luther King and Yemi Alade.

Ah dey wait for u and ur koboko geng bcx C is topping my food list followed by d rest EXCEPT A..... who A help

Divay22:

Lol


Which one be one course like that That one dey Uniport?

Alaye dey one DEPARTMENT like dat

Uniport don humble am

I can't stop laughing each time I about it.....

One faithful day wen I was in church, listening to the wonderful sermon. Twas abt to rain, dere were this beautiful ladies who were first timers and dey were sitting at my front. The breeze that came in thru d window blew my hymn wide open and d #20 naira which I kept inside my hymn, flew to their front. Only for them to look back and saw d way I pretended as if I was listening to the sermon, whereas I was trying to hold myself from laughing bcx d look dey gave me was so funny. People around me were also laughing at me which made d ladies to know that d money was for me.

After church service that day, those ladies came to say hi to me and den giggled. E been no concern me sef bcx I later pick d money up and put it back in where it was. After all...., dey don already laff at me

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy lap!!

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portipher's Wife: Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no see say my kpekus dy drip for you �

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark from that careless capping, �on how senior man lap the unit come kporrr me ontop your kpekus, banny na bl0od 0verstain

Portipher's Wife: See this smallee oo. On how I dy set com give you make you for taste wetin you senior man dy enjoy, you dy cap vertically. Joeboy dy fear? Y0ur liver no str0ng ��

Joseph: Banny, based on spiritual things and things, make I cap you. Em say give wah belongs to Ceasar to Ceasar. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for that kind matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portipher's Wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears**
Portipher returns and meet her in that state

Portipher: Banny, wida naa? Na wetin dy steal your joy?

Portipher's Wife: No be your boy, Joeboy � Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod ���

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!! ��

Joseph: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup �

Portipher: Joeboy, because I carry you show way, you dun dy do do, dy jump jump, dy clap clap, dy shake shake waist ��

Joseph: I no comprison your caprison, cap me the legit ��

Portipher: My banny cap me say you been wan chop her kpekus �

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ��‍♂️ Senior man, the person weh play you that tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine �

Portipher: Esssssssssssssssssssss, where you? You dy try tell me say I dy cap vertical? On a zero zero zero zero zero hour, I go jazz you down, put am for your body wotoporiously you no go fit shout d!e it, send you go prison ☹️�️

Joseph: Ahhhh!!! Senior man �✊� Sympathy ����

Portipher: Where you? D!e it � Infact jazz down!!!!!!!!! ☹️☹️

Joseph: ����

✍️✍️

Oboy.......!!!!!!!


SEE PREEQ..... LOL

Driller machine....., Person t*t* don collect WOTOWOTO

optimistfeel:
Possible carry-over!!! That may not possible in the process, she now took her own life in the process ok...........she supposed come to someone like me to ask about carry-over in University, I would have educate her well but eventually she is gone now.........I have numerous carry-over and at the end I graduated, life goes on, my life is a testimony to my peers......

How u take run am??...., bcx in uni dis days, it seems difficult

ArticleBeast:

You shag inside masallashi? Why you dey lie? Mosque wey women no dey enter and never empty.

He said he stagged the muslim wife in an hotel room not "MASALLASHI"

Happy Birthday YEMI ALADE ( Mama Africa)

Age Gracefully Beautiful��

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Congratulations
For all those wishing they bang the hell out of this girl

Just take it easy.......the amaka and Sandra in your area is good enough....if care is not taken them sweet even this Erica ....fine fine girls full our street.. even our universities self them plenty die...if you doubt...then in the evening come outside of your house make you see fine girls them dey come back from work..or stroll go the entrance and exit gate of universities....make you go see fine girls

And funny enough.....there is a particular niggarrrr out there tired of banging this same erica..

True Talk niggar......

KingAzubuike:
Davido don use this one papa renew.

DarrelSutton:
You are an idiot, always posting rubbish, fvck you mother fvcker...