NewStats: 3,265,496 , 8,186,970 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 10:46 AM 1l4t4x

Majesty2:

https://tribuneonlineng.com/i-am-confident-of-winning-the-2023-presidential-election-―-tinubu/

YOU WILL WIN SIR! THOUSANDS OF OBI AND HIS FOLLOWERS ( OBITUARIES) CANT STOP YOU. THEY WILL ALL BE SEND BACK TO THEIR POTOPOTO REGION OR BE SHOT AT, AT SIGHT, IF THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE!

TinubuThief:
Benue state people are fully obedient

Oloriburuku ni e. I can't be deceived no more.

abc115:
PHOTOS: APC SHUT DOWN BENUE STATE

nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1580899796755582977?t=hoDQUdoBwWNDD93URSSStw&s=08

Do not be carried away by the kids calling themselves OBITUARIES. You are nothing without the Party so you can't be bigger than it. After all, whatever things you put in place or arrangement make, still effort in futility cuz' you will still come third in the coming election. I can bet a million naira on that glaring FACT. Omo Igbo Olori pelebe

oshozondii:


https://ait.live/just-in-young-lady-stabs-boyfriend-to-death-in-kuru-nasarawa/

If no be for pu$$$y thing, who for befriend this THING let alone dating IT. Guys! When it comes to having woman, it shouldn't be about that hole alone. Look for better girl. That's why my friends always hail me when my wife is with us. After three kids, she is looking young and beautiful and keeping her beautiful doesn't come with any cost because na the beauty na natural.. She is still using shea butter for her self and the kids till date despite having the capability to afford any cream type.

He can not win this 2023 election I can bet 1m on that I swear to God.

LalastiklaIa:


Op abeg come carry your brother o

I no be Tasued student dude wetin Consine me Consine Tasued mstcheew. Abeg shift joor

LalastiklaIa:


Op abeg come carry your brother o

I no be Tasued student dude wetin Consine me Consine Tasued mstcheew. Abeg shift joor

WEYREY! Stop disturbing us here. You can't beg for money here. You can do that in your streets.

LalastiklaIa:

Ok suit yourself

Ketu Rascal. Go and collect your okada levy boy lol oh sorry I forgot the government has banned your source of income. Eyaaaah pele o

You have family and your parents, it's Thier responsibility to help you not us here in nairaland. Poor boy

LalastiklaIa:

Psycho keep quiet I wasn't the one asking for help! you that is not onibara if we check your useless self is typing from one room with Nokia x2 with mat as bed. Odé omó

Oloriburuku Onibara. You're the one with many name.

LalastiklaIa:

Lol psychopath rest. That's why you ain't a billionaire yet because psychopaths like you will use the money to cause mayhem than profit less fortunate humans. I know your type. The one that one's he mistakenly stumbles on big money suddenly feels he "doesn't owe no one anything" and "can't tell me how I spend my money". Because they want to buy iphone 13 pro max of N1 million for pussy and their brother or cousin or nephew can go to hell if they can't afford 100k for fees because "it's not your responsibility"

Let not God not punish you someday and you have kidney problem and you need money for transplant and dialysis. I hope you don't seek for funds. If dialysis and transplant is too expensive. You can as well die. MOFO

You oni bara WEYREY, we ain't your family so Read my lips... DROP OUT!

LalastiklaIa:

God forbid you are no more in the future and your son comes like this to solicit for funds. I hope you'll be cool with it in your grave if everyone tells him to dropout since he can't afford it

Read my lips..! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT ANYMORE, DROP OUT!

Good morning Nairanlanders.
Please I need help, ASUU strike will be over soon and my hostel rent has expired, I don't have where to go back too. The past few months have been the toughest for me with all sorts of disasters coming my way.

I have managed to pay my school fees of 95k during the strike and I'm struggling to mister enough money to pay for accomodation.

All I need is 25k to add to the 25k I have been able to save up for my house rent. I know it's a lot to ask for bit if God puts it in anyone's heart to help, I'd be really greatful.

4(five)43(eight)099(zero)4 (c@rb0n)
Sunday Seun


God bless you. Amen.

Drop out na.

Mide70:
11million? Hmmmmm. This is what I don't understand. How will you just blow 11million on wrist watch. Either true or not , will the watch tell about rapture ? Or the watch will be making money for me daily ? Those money can be channel into something meaningful I think. Even oyinbo no dey over do like this . Don't quote me if you don't understand what in saying

I'm glad you are one of the small percentage of people who get sense. Blow 11m on watch? Weitin be him networth? This is why they quickly go broke. Oyinbo do something, they inflate the price and sell it to blacks because they know we sabi waste money. Thanks jare bro.

zed7:
MC is a future Minister of Transport, he's been working so hard for that position recently.
Nigeria will be a Banana Republic if we don't get it right.

Go back to Enugu boy!

Creamypie:
ouch I say you are a foooooool. Real people don't give details. People discover by themselves. Chai. U haven't learnt anything at all

Seen that as details speaks how poor you are. Well, don't kill your parents sha. And don't go do Ritual because the grace we carry dey different.
I'm interested in your sister's pussy. Just connect me. I go better your life I swear

Creamypie:
u think everyone is as broke as you? Nah.go sleep, boy

If you're as broke as I am, you for don run mad self thinking you're the richest man in your state.
32, University graduate, married with three kids. In my own house, paying salaries of 6 workers in my 4 bet9ja shops. Raking in above million monthly. Can't you see how broke I am? Your entire family make 500k monthly? Boy, stay far away joor

Creamypie:
this boy. So the mere mention of presence of someone's sister i a place means means hook up bah? Ur brain needs alignment setting, changing of pistons, rings, ball plugs, ball ts and rings, even changing of engine sitting and its block.

Young one. Go slow on what you're smoking 'cuz you're losing it. Check what you write up there and ask yourself if really you're making any sense. No one know you or cares if you have any one anywhere... Who cares! Mumu boy if we start asking for a proof of your sister over there now, your hand go fall.

Creamypie:
she's married.we ain't broke this way too. Olodo read my write up. Its focused on bad government, not useless Nigerian girls like your sisters

Sadly I got none, we are all males. First time seen Ode! Why that was missing in your write up. He didn't ask for any available girl, why mentioned you got a sister over there.

Creamypie:
bro one love. My younger sis who lives in Ontario confirms every bit of your message. Most people here don't know what real governance is, which is d reason they are influenced by tribe/religion, which unfortunately, influences their decisions when choosing wrong leaders putting us in this sad situation. Congrats once again.

Does that mean she is missing Di*k too Of course yes, I'm right. Oya na guy, connect them, so they both could solve that problem at no cost. Please I'm begging you. Connect them. But make your sister no con dey ask for coming money Oo, my guy no mugu reach that.

Lol. This boy is funny. Work is different to Grace. You don't need really to work before grace locate you. I pity for this boy. Make Una give him scholarship na

Holluwhakemmy:
Okay keep dreaming and thinking we are Obidient. Peter Obi is a goal.

Oh o ma se Ooo! You sounds too weak and confidence - lost, in your comment. Try to watch TVC very well and most time for your news perhaps you'd understand how politics is been run in Nigeria. Large percentage of people in the North, middle and south do not have access to the internet. First look around you, have you ever wondered where are the other people to make us up 200 millions? Those people ain't in the city, they are the real voters not YOU & ME. Well, February is around the corner.

Awon Oloriburuku Omo Igbo. He should be shot dead and deport all Igbos in America and ban them generation to generation from coming to US. Oloriburuku!

When kiddos get 1m him go dey think say he don make an but when better rich men show him just one alert, he go faint. I always laugh when I see Obi PANDORA er showing pictures of people they called 1 million match when campaign start, Una go run go hide ya face.

Oloriburuku ni awon omo Igbo yen. Useless being. Hustle o hustle o wey them they say, is this what they mean? Oloriburuku! My pain is.. why really are they wanna die in Lagos?

AnambraPeople:


https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2022/09/19/ASUU-strike-made-me-discover-the-potentials-in-carpentry-richest-young-carpenter-in-anambra-nelson-emmanuel/

When we tell them University education ain't for everybody won't hear.

donaldking100:


if you are a human being, a Nigerian either youth or adult and you are campaigning for either Tinubu or Atiku with your phone, data, time and energy wheather off-line or on any social media platforms for president without receiving an alert of at Least #100,000 Naira every month from those two slave master's, it means you are The most senseless ,fooolish, Useless, disgusting and mentally demented soul on this Earth,
Vote wisely,
Vote OBI/DATTI.

Shut up your mouth you foolish being! Ask yourself why you haven't see yet anyone defeat to Labour Party? OBI himself knew no miracle in the world can make him a president of Nigeria. No Magician in the world can make him win this coming election. Structure does matters ok. He should have stay in the PDP, stand his ground that it's the turn of the south so that he could win or loss to another southerner but instead, he left for Labour Party... What a joke!
So mind what you say in the public nexttime so that too many people won't get to know how foolish you are.

otis3:
Here is the details of the hacker via Truecaller and Whatsapp
Stephen Akintayo
0703 391 4104

Ode! Your brother should be the one not go unpunished because if it were a property or money you keep with him, that was how he would have loss it due to his foolishness. No one can hack your WhatsApp without giving such person your OTP code in which only foolish, idiot does that despite the warnings everyday.

Explorers:
Kayley Stead, who lives in Swansea, only learnt she wouldn't be getting married on the morning of her wedding.

Despite the heartbreak, Kayley decided to go ahead with the big day, surrounded with her loved ones around her, on September 15 at Oxwich Bay Hotel in Gower, Swansea, Wales.

Kayley went ahead with her wedding entrance, meal, speeches, dances and even posed for professional photos without her groom.

She spent £12,000 on the nuptials, so decided to enjoy the day with family and friends.

The bridal party woke up around 6am, and started getting ready, the groom had disappeared by this point.

Kayley (pictured with her bridesmaids) said 'asked the girls, his family and the groomsmen to continue getting ready, because I honestly believed he was going to be there'


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11242965/Plucky-bride-reveals-went-ahead-12-000-wedding-day-despite-jilted.html?ito=social-facebook

Well, nothing wrong here. She married herself

Kwanza:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/09/23/appeal-court-declines-oyetolas-request-to-move-tribunal-to-abuja/

Useless man, why should it be moved to Abuja?