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I dy mile 3 like this...., ; very soon my Chronicles go Dy flow for this forum

flow1759:
“Flow Adamu for kill ooh, If no be say Fishbone come save you”

“I think say you get black belt for Kung fu!” Eze who just came laughed.

“Him get black belt, Adamu get Green belt and dagger” Nas too laughed at me.

“Ehen wetin make Adamu wan beat you sef?” Fishbone was curious.

“ehnnn, ehnnn, ehmnnn, him no get sense jor” That was all I could say.

“Guys I bring 404 come!” Eze brought out the content of his bag.

Brukutu is best served with Dog meat a.k.a 404 when compared to suya, or so I thought – the friction at which the Dog meat easily slips though one’s throat is second to none. Combining both Dog meat and suya was world class.


I was on my second calabash after Adamu scenario and continued thinking of “Wetin Baba God don do for Flow so far”

I ed when Baba God saved me from drowning in a flooded gutter. That day the water from the gutter tasted like fine wine. That was on 34th birthday.

I flashed back to frog jumping up to 300 times just because I wanted to pay my girlfriend Coretha a surprise visit in her residence in the barracks on my birthday. That was on my 33rd birthday.

I ed smoking weed and going fishing in a swimming pool on my 32nd birthday.

I couldn’t forget being chased by a dog and ran into a big pot of beans cooked by Teekay at the O42 restaurant. The dog bit me and by b’utt got burned too. I was bedridden for the rest of my 31st birthday and two week after.

I my own birthday cake almost killing me on my 30th birthday. I thought it was poisoned and I arrested the caterer.


“Make we dey go house!” Eze said, “I carry that my Uncle car come, but I don too high, who go drive us”

“Me sef don take five calabash of BKT, I no go fit drive” Fishbone said.

“Me I no dey see clear again” Nas said.

“Flow you no too drink na, na you go drive us go house” Fishbone declared.

“Yeeaah! The birthday boy will drive us home!” Eze said as he handed over the car keys to me.

One birthday too many.

Flow i like the vibes. But what if we take the story to another dimension. Like taking up one of the character and you finishing up with the rest.and i am very conversant with those hoods you mentioned, i am currently residing in mile 3..., just let me know if you are okay with the idea?

SunFlow:


Flow Nwanne!

I will share some few details about kate...., kate is a loving girl that every sensible and responsible man could spend his last dime for. She has a thick ebony features that could make you go gaga.


She is light skinned and has a belucious ass that could compete with the likes of kim kardashian, she has a nice boobs to compensate with her natural beauty. Most girls could be endowed with one of this features and lack the other, but in the case of kate, she is naturally gifted with the both assets of life.


Let me quickly give you a run down on how we crossed path.., i was having a quick nap in my hood one certain day (i can't really the date) , i was already drifting out my life in my recent slumber due to the quantity of alcohol in my system. I heard a light knock on my wooden door, i jet up from subconscious sleep and headed towards the door .



I peeped through the eye hole and saw no one standing behind the door, i felt i was hallucinating and immediately dashed back to my bed and cling unto the pillow . I decided to plug in my headset and play some new jams i ed earlier .


I was about taking out my phone from my tros but was interrupted with another gentle knock on my door, i made towards the door and opened the door without peeping and behold i saw a falling angel standing before me, i stared at this heavenly creature with my mouth slight opened and glorified the lord of this magnificent creation of his.


Her angelic voice jetted me back from my trance ''hello please don't be offended i'm kate and we just got here recently,''

I just shaked my head like i was hypnotised and unable to talk, i went numbed for few seconds before regaining myself to reply her. I was never a fan of love at first sight but in this scenario i was caught in the cobwebs of love.


I could not fathom what i was feeling whether if it's love or lust buh deep down i believe we have a strong connection in us.


''oh i'm sorry what did you say again'' i directed the words to her


''ok i mean my parents and i just packed in and i was trying to meet and make new friends'' she replied me


We chat for a while and i got to know her name was kate, her family background and as well as her educational status


She bid me farewell and left almost immediately, i made up my mind to meet her again.

Oh thanks

phorget:
following...

I woke up this morning having pangs of headache that could pull down the walls of jericho, i was not feeling myself at that moment and had to cool off, i lazily dragged my body up from the bed and headed towards the plastic table that was far off from where i layed.

With much struggling and crumbling i reached the table and searched for some pills that could help relieve me of my present predicament. Luckily for me i found an old pack of panadol extra and immediately tore it open and threw two pills into my mouth and swallowed (habit i learnt from my elder sister).


i retrieved back to my bed and face off the ceiling and trying to catch up some sleep to help cool my nerves, the pills were actually doing some magics on me, i noticed the pain i felt earlier were beginning to subside but not totally.


i took out my samsung s7 series and scrolled to whatsapp messanger, and saw two unread messages, one from kachi and the nther from an uknown number. i immediately clicked the unknown number and the message loaded within few seconds and opened almost immediately.



'' hi i tried reaching your number buh you weren't answering your calls, i have a very important something we need to discuss''...., i stared at the screen for some few minutes and immediately opened the info to check for the recipient profile. i viewed the dp and found out that the unknown number was from kate. i heaved a sigh, and scrolled back to check on kachi's message..., just then my phone vibrated and immediately began ringing


I saw kachi's number boldly displayed on my 7 series and i swiped to answer his call.


''ogbeni wetin sup'' i heard from the other.


''i dy how far na?'' i replied him


''oboy e be like say u dun turn oloye abi?..., pesin go dy call, you no go dy pick .

'' no vex i just no dy feel my body like this.., so wetin sup na'' i answered him to avoid being roasted with his questions


''ogbeni i dy come ur house like this , just go prepare e get where i wun make you escort me''


''okay, if i may ask where u wun make we go?'' i asked inaudiably


''when we reach there you go know'' he answered me and hung up immediately


I dropped my phone and dragged myself to the bathroom and made a quick wash and dashed out of the room just to get a big shock of my life

This is my ever true life story i made up and decided to share them and also for people to learn one or two things from the story

I'm gonna be going down the memory lane dishing out how last episodes of my life went down.



I am calling on the nairaland comrades to get over and do justice on this story by commenting, and sharing this article

Kingphilip, carterj007,siofra, dsc7 and many more


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