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funnyrich(m): 4:28pm On Oct 20, 2022
why are you obsess with akwaibomites
funnyrich(m): 6:27pm On Oct 10, 2022
All these girl be living large with no actual source of income. oh sorry i forgot about CLITOcurrency

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funnyrich(m): 4:06pm On Oct 05, 2022
The question no clear sha. Uyo people ain't igbo

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funnyrich(m): 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2022
funny people everywhere

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funnyrich(m): 5:25pm On Sep 10, 2022
Viraltrends123:

Hater, this thread should be a thread of celebration. Someone won a Bentley Bentayga 2022 worth about 300 million naira, you are here saying rubbish.

As for the topic, Buju should just sell that toy in that same US, and use the money to build a big hotel in his state Ogun, or Lagos.
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Buju is from Akwa Ibom not Ogun
funnyrich(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2022
MarryWhiteasap:
If asari think he's a demi god let him take this madness to Aba.. if tyre no enter him neck make I know wetin cause am.
They are observing his motives and steps.
Make him try am something on Monday sit at home!!
With this him militant; Aba boys without Gun will hang tyre for their neck.


DISCLAIMER: Igbos will conquer Niger Delta if ever Biafra emerge and their is nothing anyone will do about it.
If the Ijaw want War, their militants are just clowning around. Kill only two war lords and they are finished. What they are good at is vandalism of pipelines and kidnapping of expatriates. We will help them burn the lands they so crave for and all our lands in Rivers and extension will be reclaimed.

Fact: Let's use our momentum and discard all these evil pot belle men dropping peanuts in exchange of our future generations. Thy have made their bed for their future generations what about you shouting and chanting for them?

That's why Biafra will never emerge

Biafra is an ideal country
funnyrich(m): 7:30pm On Jul 26, 2022
So you're still staying with your parent, no wonder
talking about thievery. I think Nigerian girls tops the list. grin grin grin

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funnyrich(m): 12:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
Brilliant but avoid federal universities

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funnyrich(m): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2022
This one nah normal thing for plaza nah
nah so them dey do. to survive for plaza you need dey like agbero

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funnyrich(m): 1:23pm On Jul 18, 2022
floss:
Religion made sex look like an abomination but it's just an activity just like every other activities that humans do. How can an activity under a different polarity become acceptable but when done under a different situation becomes unacceptable biblically..

To be sincere, akwa Ibom women are the Tecno version of Igbo women (Samsung) They are capable of doing virtually everything that Samsung does, but like Tecno they're quite cheaper and affordable compared to their counterpart Samsung.

So OP, no matter what, many tribes go after Tecno products because they're quite easy to maintain and their parts are very easy to locate, getting married to Akwa Ibom women seems cheaper compared to Igbo women, that's why it's easier for their women getting Igbo men as suitors than their men getting igbo women as suitors

Getting married to Akwa Ibom girl cheaper than Igbo I doubt that bro
funnyrich(m): 1:02pm On Jul 18, 2022
all vawulence belongs to you comrade
funnyrich(m): 1:36pm On Jul 16, 2022
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Chelsea have signed Kalidou Koulibaly on permanent deal from Napoli, it’s finally completed: here we go confirmed ���
▫️ “I’m very happy to be here with this team at Chelsea. It’s a big team in the world and my dream was always to play in the Premier League. Chelsea came first to get me in 2016 but we didn’t make it - now I accepted”.
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funnyrich(m): 5:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Barcelona and Bayern are now in direct for Robert Lewandowski deal: final official bid coming very soon ���
▫️ Barcelona are prepared to make final proposal in order to complete the new g as soon as possible.
❗️ Bayern, Barcelona and player’s agent Zahavi in direct talks to reach full agreement.
▫️ Lewandowski asked Bayern again in the last 24h to leave the club and accept the proposal as he only wants Barcelona move.
How do you rate this potential g? ��

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funnyrich(m): 4:47pm On Jul 15, 2022
OFFICIAL
Christian Eriksen s Manchester United ���
▫️ Contract valid until June 2025 now finally completed.
▫️ “Man United is a special club, and I cannot wait to get started. Ten Hag is a fantastic coach. Having spoken with him, I am even more excited for the future”, Eriksen says.
▫️ Next one: Lisandro Martínez from Ajax to Man Utd.
How do you rate this g? �⭐️

funnyrich(m): 4:22pm On Jul 12, 2022
Erik Ten Hag has sealed a 4-0 win over Liverpool in his first game as Manchester United coach
goals from Sancho,Fred,Martial and Pellistri were enough for Erik's side to see off Liverpool in their first pre-season match


#ThenewEra
funnyrich(m): 11:47am On Jun 14, 2022
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funnyrich(m): 7:34pm On Jun 13, 2022
hope they have their PVC

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funnyrich(m): 7:25pm On Jun 13, 2022
Have never heard an Imam being kidnap,
after they would say the attack is not one sided

get your PVC let vote out bad eggs

be OBIdient

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funnyrich(m): 5:02pm On Jun 13, 2022
Sadly Nigeria would never give woman a chance
cry cry
funnyrich(m): 4:58pm On Jun 13, 2022
i thought they said the killers has been apprehended
abi they lied to us again grin grin grin
Nigeria a failed state
funnyrich(m): 4:09pm On May 15, 2022
Nigeria will fail to bring this murderers to book

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funnyrich(m): 4:07pm On May 15, 2022
Foolish religion fanatics

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funnyrich(m): 7:14pm On May 13, 2022
how true is this undecided undecided undecided undecided
funnyrich(m): 10:00am On May 09, 2022
Man united biggest enemy is Glazers
club should be sold to serious people sad sad sad

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funnyrich(m): 3:46pm On Apr 06, 2022
same way y'all failed

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funnyrich(m): 9:57am On Mar 24, 2022
Oyinmiebiagric:
I got to my sister's place and picked my necklace, she no sabi say wetin dey inside that thing anybody. My chief didn't give me any money, neither did he buy food for us,so I ate here,before I went to meet Ifeoma. She just dey open body down, but no want me to bleep. I no be small pikin again wey go touch body na. If you want us to bleep, bleep me,if you no want,use hijab cover body na.

Ifeoma: You stayed long,I was worried, how is everything?

Me: Sorry, we had quiz and we had to run to school, before I'll miss it. I am OK,how are you?
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Ifeoma: I am not fine, come and lie with me,I removed my clothes and lay on the bed with her. Ifeoma can leave you to touch any part of her body, but no Penetration. Why is this girl punishing me,if I no touch wahala, if I try to press harder, wahala, I am tired.

[quote]/ this Ifeoma reminds me of 1 of my girlfriend that was a virgin
she would allow me romance and finger her even give her head but no penetration, the thing dey pain me die

always walking with only her undies
funnyrich(m): 12:00pm On Mar 22, 2022
hope I will win
funnyrich(m): 2:20pm On Mar 21, 2022
Deeat:
The girl I met last month, I just disvirgined her 3 days ago.
It all started when me and my guy went to her mom's shop to chill on some drinks.
She was the one that attended to us, omo this girl be my spec, beautiful, chocolate skin, love shaped ass.
After attending to us I asked for her number, her mom was sitting there and I wasn't ashamed. She replied "I don't have a phone", how can a fine girl like you don't a have a phone I asked. Then she smiled, I assured her I was going to get her a phone. 2 days later, I got her an Android phone omo she was very happy and her mom too. Her mom already liking me for my mind I just want to hit and run.
After I got her the phone, we've been chatting, calling then I asked her out omo she no wan gree at first I Sha pressured her she later accepted but say no sex I Sha agreed me wey be say I be sharp guy. Right from the onset I knew she was a virgin, I could see it in her eyes so innocent.

I sha been giving her loving you and all that, her mom and her sisters already know we are dating all of them don liked me based on the fact that I am a G.
She couldn't go out alone some times she Will tell me to take permission from her mom.
I took her out 3 times, first time I took her to eatery, I bought food for her. Second time I took her to lodge scoped her I don't feel like going home that very day we smooch and kissed.

Third time I took her out omo she no wan gree for me I come scoped her, gave her some sweet words omo she come later gree but said I should promise her I am going to marry her and I won't Bleep up omo na so I agreed o.
I made a promise then I forced my way in, it wasn't easy I had to forced my d*ck to break the hymen.

After the do she no dey allow me rest, callin g, texting me upandan.
My issues is, how do I let her know I just wanted to chop and clean mouth?
And I already made a promise will that promise hunt me in future?


na so I SCOPE 1 Igbo girl knack yesterday. she was a virgin too grin grin grin grin

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funnyrich(m): 1:57pm On Mar 18, 2022
see wetin I take kill boredom for this yeye strike period

OP come back

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