NewStats: 3,264,001 , 8,182,228 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 09:03 AM 3k6r4f

Peakdesign23:
Why is it always about women?

'cos that gender can lie for africa

I don't usually have s e x with men.

I don't usually accept to date men until after 6 months of chasing me

You're the only man I allowed the visit me,.I don't entertain male visitors

Female are human beings too
Love and Care for them irrespective of their flaws...
They are fragile, don't break them

It shall never be well with simps

Mathain19:
Female are human beings too
Love and Care for them irrespective of their flaws...
They are fragile, don't break them

see this one, Mr loverboy 🤣🤣🤣

See this one...

Girls don really show am shege.


SMH

TrackerSK:
It shall never be well with simps

one simp dey above you 😂

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

One nightstand is never counted as a body count by them.

Bachelor Quote for the year....

"No girl on earth, yes on earth, loves you... It is just your money or your big dick that is keeping them..."

Mathain19:
Female are human beings too
Love and Care for them irrespective of their flaws...
They are fragile, don't break them

Chai

You are an embarrassment, that is all I can say...

Abee79:
"My gas has finished."

"My phone is bad."

"I love only you."

"I missed my period." 🤣

"I’m not talking to any other guy, it’s just you."

"I’ve never felt this way about anyone before."

"I’m not materialistic; I just like nice things sometimes."

"I don’t care about money; it’s your love that matters."

"I’ll always be faithful to you, no matter what."

"I’m not the jealous type; I trust you completely."

"I’m not like other girls; I’m different."

"I don’t giving him my number."

"I was just helping him because he’s like a brother to me."

"I’m not mad, I’m just thinking."

"He's my uncle." 🤣🤣🤣

Etc . . .

you just nailed it.

emkz:
Has Nairaland run out of topics?

See the level of engagement.

Dear s, if a post does not carry enough traffic to spill to the second page, remove it from front page, please.

When irrelevant topics are pushed to front page, it dilutes sensible news. For example, why can't people share their sallah clothes, food, outings? There is something it does to the psyche when we see other people having fun even though we can't participate in it.

Also, if you are dry of topics, do a weekly summary of trending topics and let Nairalanders discuss.

And please, make the block button permanent. It is tiring to keep a record of those we have blocked and to set reminders to re-block them after seven days. Let the permanent block button be an option in addition to the seven-day block button, please.

cc seun, mynd44, fergie001.

Baba rest

Another one is:

'Nothing'

When, in fact, plenty dey

If you no wan believe na your headache

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

if u reason women matter u go consider to learn how to masturbate.na God wey do Toto make anybody no fit monitor am I blame sha.

Blitzking:

I love keeping male friends no stings attached
I have not had sex in 4yrs..its u that brokemyb4yr celibacy
I am going for vigil..for gal wey no dey go church normally

Like someone said, stop treating assumptions as facts..

Yes I love keeping male friends with no strings attached....growing up , I loved male friends and wasn't even drawn to having female as friends, one stupid Deji friend who tried to take advantage of me to rape me, I fought and ripped his dick apart, thank God he didn't die that day, don't let me digress from the topic of discussion, and let me reiterate again, I love keeping male as friends with no effing strings attached , if Ur gfs dey dick their male friends, sorry I do not, I got married a fffff ING tear rubber.....swears

I am not the op, but I just wish I could loud that number 1 enough

😂😂😂

how we do it now


No time to ask "What happened"

just say "sorry" and end conversation before billing go start

immortalcrown:
"Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight."

Be careful when doubting this one. Even you yourself sleep early sometimes. Doubt her only when it is a regular occurrence or when you have proof that she was awake.

Don't use your preconceived negative notion to condemn someone you have not found guilty. Don't treat assumptions as facts.

You're 100% right on this, bro.
Was in a coaster enroute Mararaba yesterday evening; baba the traffic was mad. This babe beside me quickly brought out her phone and called her guy to inform him. Omo dude just de para. She had to quickly gerrout him, end the call and face front; I pitied her.
So guys, you need to sometimes calm down

UnknownQueen:


Like someone said, stop treating assumptions as facts..

Yes I love keeping male friends with no strings attached....growing up , I loved male friends and wasn't even drawn to having female as friends, one stupid Deji friend who tried to take advantage of me to rape me, I fought and ripped his dick apart, thank God he didn't die that day, don't let me digress from the topic of discussion, and let me reiterate again, I love keeping male as friends with no effing strings attached , if Ur gfs dey dick their male friends, sorry I do not, I got married a fffff ING tear rubber.....swears

Happy to hear you got married tear rubber.

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

I rather follow their actions and save myself the drama

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

I was about to call you

If I come you will not touch me

Just help me massage my back only

It was my first time

I am not interested in your money

Fiscus105:
He is just a friend.

Let do video call, but I have low battery.

I have just 2 body counts.

I was busy.

Trust me.

It was a mistake.

Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight.

I didn't know what came over me .

Forgive me, it was Devil.

You ask her to date you, she says ok.

I went to female friend for weekend.



You can add yours!

I DON'T HAVE CREDIT

MY AIRTIME FINISHED

MY PARENTS WON'T ALLOW ME

adamkkk:
how we do it now


No time to ask "What happened"

just say "sorry" and end conversation before billing go start

After the ok, her follow up will be: "don't you love me. I said I wasn't fine and the only thing you could say was sorry "

They are ducking this Girls wetin no good they play. Women are quik liers and they can easily detect lies.

Mathain19:
Female are human beings too
Love and Care for them irrespective of their flaws...
They are fragile, don't break them

Don't worry, you will soon kiss dust

Bowwow11:
you just nailed it.

Thank you 😊

Celestialsword:
It's their nature it's feminine, You will believe when you are madly in love.

A dog that wants to die doesn't hear his master's whistle

True talk my brr

AngelahFlo:

Counterattack the topic cos we know it ain't just the women who lie; guys do it too with importunity. I'm a guy and won't lie to a girl to impress her. I've tried it once and it back fired. So I'll tell you the truth and don't give a damn what she thinks of me.

He never said it is only the women that lie. You can make your own topic about the guys that lie also