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There's a business am planning on starting but i need assistance. To succeed in this business i think you have to be a witch.I would pay good money for the opportunity. The privilege few who are should let me know. The possibilities of witches are endless.The ability to fly to China at night and returning before breakfast is what am talking about.I need this for a project am doing. I tried searching the internet but most of the witches i found were not in Nigeria, the nearest was in Cote'de'voire. As i said i will pay good money.Thanks for your help.

You serious or what

LMAO! Chei! My eyes have seen on Nairaland. This one beats all weird topics hands down.

We all know that mental problems come in different forms. But it could also be that a fake native doctor is chopping someone mugu.

please visit the witches association of nigeria site for further assistance www.naijawitches.com

j-girl:

LMAO! Chei! My eyes have seen on Nairaland. This one beats all weird topics hands down.

lol, i can laugh anymore. _{rolling on the floor}

by the way I hrd there are lots of witches in benin, since you're there why dont you the local ones?


abi na international winch you dey find?

Freakazoids!!!!!

is this guy actually looking for a witch

Are U one?

@debosky
How can i the witches in Benin when i don't know where they meet?
www.naijawitches.com does not work, can you give me a new link.

Tornadoz:

@debosky
How can i the witches in Benin when i don't know where they meet?
www.naijawitches.com does not work, can you give me a new link.

lol, plz don't tell me u actually went to that website. _{rolling on the floor}

lauryn:

Are U one?

no u are too, sorry two

sorry dude its actually www.naijawitches.co.ng click on the international tab

@ topic. But you are in Benin, it's not supposed to be that hard as I heard that they have their headquarters there.

Just stand at the river bank in Benin at 3am in the morning, I'm sure you'll find someone that would be able to assist you with your query.

Yeah and if the naijawitches website doesn't work, try www.e-obanje.com or www.winchgochopyou.com

Goodluck

ewoooooooooo! Is he really really serious?

lmao


he cnt be serious

ehhhhhhhh yoruba with juju and wiches is scary.wiches really still exist in African,they have alot of them in yoruba and congo.lord have mercy.

Why the reference to Yorubas? Witches exist in every other tribe as well. In fact, you'll be surprised to find them more in countries other than Nigeria.

@Tornadoz

How much do you plan on paying? Please let me know, as I might be interested in the business if the pay is good enough.
I believe we are talking about a witchcraft competition, right?
Thank You!

I'm sorry but this is the first time I'ld have to cuss on the Religion BUT this is the funniest fucking thread I've ever seen on the religion board!!!
LMFAO!!!

The carnal mind is enmity against God. Romans 8:7

Witches are smiling on this tread thinking china. china. china.

@Razor. As i said i plan on paying whoever half of the proceeds from this deal. Please me if you are serious. Please i don't want the witchcraft of having money today and dying in 3yrs. am sort of looking for 30 to 40yrs power.
Thanks for your help.

This Nairalanders, you are very funny.

Which one be flying to China and back before morning?

But O boyTornadoz,

U are from Benin,l think u can met them there and their pay could be smaller
and you will maximize profit.

Check out their meeting scheduled at www.beninwitchmeeting-schdule.com
Right their u can be able to select the long wings who can go to China in 45 mins for your profit.

Deadly Beast

Seun,
Are you going to delete this thread??

OMG

ya'll crazy

@author try internationalwitchesforasia.com or witchesuniversal or blackmagicforall.com

Why should Seun delete this thread? I see nothing wrong with it. If you are a witch, or know any witches who might be interested, let us know, or just ignore the thread! Thank You!

Muki, don't you think it would be interesting to have witches compete for prizes"> We could have a Television crew in China who would note and record what time the witches arrived there and we would have another crew in Nigeria who would note the same! It could even be a live T.V. broadcast, if only you guys would agree to it!

tonmax:

Seun,
Are you going to delete this thread??

I dont think so. This thing is on the front page my dear.

And this is funny as alll HELLLLLL!!!

Okay on the real though, Is this human being serious He wants a witch craft that is powerful enough to las him 40 to 50 years and not 3 years. lollllll

Ohh heavens, wonders shall never end on NL. Just when i thought i HAD seen it all.

Okay okay okay, wait ooo people, are you sure he is not using his witchcraft power on us?? You know, he might have chanted on the thread oooo, and he will get rich considering how many people view the thread.

LOL. . . . I cover myself with the blood of JESUS. *makes the cross sign* All of you better cover yourself with the BLOOD of Jesus. Na warning ooo.

yeah that will be very cool . .

we'll do adverts so the competition will be bigger .
we'll call in witches from all over .
even extend the IV to mars

we'll charge pay per view price

Na wa o, in this age of technology, u can fly there in comfort and style, first class all the way, try the major airlines,u can even choose not to pay, by using ur witchcraft !! Dis beats ur broomstick anyday  no