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360jamng(m): 10:03am On Jul 17, 2015
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You find them in BET9JA, 1960BET etc



1. Toilet Roll Players
I call these people greedy dudes, they will accumulate up to 28 matches
because they want their standard of living to change


2. Ticket Reprinters
These ones are always looking for the possible win for every printed
tickets and once they see your possible win is a huge amount of money,
they will quickly ask the attendant to reprint it.


3. The Questionnaires
The ones are only there to discuss football. They are there to ask
questions like, bros abeg do you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City
today?


4. Almost Won Ticket Keepers
These ones always keep their “almost won tickets” just to show to
everybody that ” na only one 1 team spoil d ticket.


5. The Boasters
These ones will boast as if they are the ones that will play the match.
They can even swear with their lives just to show that they know what
the outcome of the match would be like. For example, if Madrid no beat
Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life


6. History Tellers
These ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000
last season, if not for Barcelona deprived them of their winning by losing
to Osasuna


7. The Advicers
These ones are always there to give a piece of advice to you. They always
claim they know in and out of football.. For example, chairman abeg no
give Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo, or else, na dem go
spoil ur ticket


8. The Prophets
These ones will collect your ticket and check your predicted macthes.
After checking it, they will give you concrete reasons why you will lose
the bet. You will hear something like “bros I swear dis ur ticket no fit
enter at all, you no suppose give Man Utd straight win against
Sunderland, na 1.5 you suppose give dem


9. The Gullible Ones
These ones are gullible ‘cos they know little or nothing about football.
Just a little persuasion or discouragement will put them into a state of
confusion. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey
won’t even think twice before doing it


10. The High Self Esteemers
Just because they want to stake high (N5, 000), they will by protocol
making every other person look like they are poor and jobless. They
won’t stay on the queue and will go straight to the attendant

11. The Pen Borrowers

Once you borrow them your pen, you will not find them in the betting shop again.

12. Chargers

The come to charge everything they have. Eg: power bank, phones, reading lamps etc

13. Scores Checkers
These set wait for the attendant to open livescores for them to check their ticket.

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OmaBliss: 10:05am On Jul 17, 2015
Over to nairabetguru.. grin
NeduLuiZ(m): 10:05am On Jul 17, 2015
The heartbroken grin

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Donalleh(m): 10:49am On Jul 17, 2015
hahaha real heartbroken grin

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ultrazone2(m): 10:49am On Jul 17, 2015
aaahahaqq

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Re: 13 Categories Of People You Will Meet At Football Betshops by Nobody: 10:50am On Jul 17, 2015
I hate nairabet wif ion

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IamOpemipo(m): 10:50am On Jul 17, 2015
See different characters

One of the reasons I love naija...anytin we do, our own must diff shaaa ni
Kelklein(m): 10:50am On Jul 17, 2015
*yawns***

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caesaraba(m): 10:51am On Jul 17, 2015
Again? How many times will this same topic occupy FP?
okhiai1(m): 10:51am On Jul 17, 2015
op u know mention the winners who dey always win and dem poor Church rat


and the virtual fanatics

Loool (8&6) ,(13&1) those guys ehn
hatux: 10:51am On Jul 17, 2015
The fore-tellers- They know which team to win like they watched the match in their sleep...
hackerboogey: 10:51am On Jul 17, 2015
Re: 13 Categories Of People You Will Meet At Football Betshops by Nobody: 10:52am On Jul 17, 2015
Who knows that girl on GT bank easy savers advert billboard?

I need to talk to her as soon as possible.

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tonbratom(m): 10:52am On Jul 17, 2015
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Buho(m): 10:52am On Jul 17, 2015
those niggas trying to win 10 million with hundred naira dey vex me. I once saw a guy with a ticket of 12 straight draws and he played the game with 200 naira and the returns was 12 million, when i asked him why he played this kind of game, he told me no be human being dey win am?

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ebamma(m): 10:52am On Jul 17, 2015
The Die Hards : this category of guys don lose all their money for bet shop but dem no gree quit, dem still dey borrow money come play swear say if dem no recover their money dem no go quit

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Dindondin: 10:52am On Jul 17, 2015
old news
Richie0974: 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
Really...
Realsman405(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
Op, your observations are on point!!

Beside, you must be a football betting guru..

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anigbajumo(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
m'victim of no 2.......as fast don vniish nw,



bet9ja don enter one chance again.......... :Pm'victim of no 2.......as fast don vniish nw,



bet9ja don enter one chance again..........
kingarizona1(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
Number 2...Lol #they'll be like..."Oga print am 100, gba ya 100smiley

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175(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
Hahahahaha!
okhiai1(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
. Richie0974

OmaBliss how u dey na
kelvinahiligwo: 10:54am On Jul 17, 2015
the high stakers
Csami(m): 10:54am On Jul 17, 2015
Why go through all these when u can just bet online?

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Fola01: 10:54am On Jul 17, 2015
LOL...The ticket printer repairer. grin
Toluchenko(m): 10:55am On Jul 17, 2015
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! HALLELUJAH!!!

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Makamuanwuo(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2015
chia....emeka,chimezie nd chigoo posses all dis,dat why we dnt slp at nyt......history teller
BasseyJ(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2015
Okay
ogwoliun: 10:56am On Jul 17, 2015
since wey bet9ja come my area, I no dey PAY TO WATCH MATCH AGAIN OOO. Sometimes I dey even charge my phone. Wetin concern me wit bet.
effrebor(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2015
Na bet9ja fit do am



















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