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Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 07, 2015

If it was in the days of Moses and Elijah them, who give such people power to do any of these in Church

?

Any small misbehaviour can land you "Angelic slap" grin

Grace sha

Some of them are...

1. Making Calls

You're in Church and will still be replying calls saying "call me later, I dey Church" or "sell am for #3500" grin

- To whom it may concern cheesy

2. Browsing

Some folks have replaced Bible for iPad these days, so it makes it very easy to switch from Bible to NL or FB grin

3. Taking photos

Babes working outside the church like traffic unit, crowd control unit, ushers or even environmentalists are mostly guilty of this. Last Sunday, some even pleaded I snapped them...me too snap them cheesy

4. Turning back to ire or to see who is iring you

This one tire me sha... She makes a new hair and every minute she is pampering it and looking back....hmm...some will just be looking around as if they're in church in search of a treasure- Treasure Hunt ni grin

5. Ladies walking in the aisle when the church is dead silent

She and her high heels... The other day, one almost fell right before me... Pastor is preaching, you go just cat walk from back to front with "one kind dress like that"...na wa o! Thus, causing an interference in the flow grin

...

6. Farting

Farting is real o... cheesy

, Some people nor dey fear God at all...How you want make people handle the message? Some people dey fart through their mouths sha...When pastor say "Tell you neighbour..." I go look opposite oo or form seriousness cool

7. Breastfeeding

There is always a place for breastfeeding mothers to breastfeed, but some do it as occasion bids... Anywhere that the baby cries, them just bring the thing out... Them nor send you at all o...

I know some can't be controlled and a few of us have been involved in one or more of these... cheesy

Which are you guilty of? cheesy

Have a nice week ahead wink

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Odillz: 10:26pm On Feb 07, 2015

FEMALE USHERS tapping male and saying,"bro,sit up.Don't give the devil a chance" ..

Searching ionately for the N50 reserve when it comes to offertory,and keeping N5000 for Agatha

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Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 07, 2015

Odillz:
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J for jack

ArchEnemy(m): 10:30pm On Feb 07, 2015

-pinging and chatting
-gisting and making side comments
-day dreaming
-others

Jeromejnr(m): 10:31pm On Feb 07, 2015

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 07, 2015

ArchEnemy:
-pinging and chatting
-gisting and making side comments
-day dreaming
-others

The pinging own? Dem never jam hot ushers o cool

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu

Sup?

teemanbastos(m): 10:35pm On Feb 07, 2015

sleeping & Snoring wink

ArchEnemy(m): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

The pinging own? Dem never jam hot ushers o

na to seize the phone bah?

Deejavuu(f): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:
Deejavuu Sup?

Lool,am good...

Okay i'm guilty of number 2,but i don't browse.Just check my KJV electronically wink

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IceSplash(f): 10:39pm On Feb 07, 2015

None

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu:

Lool,am good...

Okay i'm guilty of number 2,but i don't browse.Just check my KJV electronically ..

I knew...

...the way you were just sampling the thread quietly wink

...Sometimes, don't you check your mail and updates? wink

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:42pm On Feb 07, 2015

IceSplash:
None

Perfecto!

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2015

ArchEnemy:
na to seize the phone bah?

Lol...Iffa hear...them go jus tell you to put it away...seize ke? If na usher wey I get crush on, I go allow her seize my phone sharperly grin

... All things work together for good... abi na? grin

Deejavuu(f): 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

I knew......the way you were just sampling the thread quietly ...Sometimes, don't you check your mail and updates?

Naah-i try to resist the "temptation"..

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Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2015

teemanbastos:
sleeping & Snoring

snoring ke? grin

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu:

Naah-i try to resist the "temptation"..

You na strong Christian o... grin

...na girls na him guys dey find...tell me your address oya…… cool

ArchEnemy(m): 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

Lol...Iffa hear...them go jus tell you to put it away...seize ke? If na usher wey I get crush on, I go allow her seize my phone sharperly ... All things work together for good... abi na?

she ll tell you to get it back from the chief usher tongue

Deejavuu(f): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

You na strong Christian o......na girls na him guys dey find...tell me your address oya……

Lool-i will send it via courier wink

...Goodnight

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Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2015

ArchEnemy:
she ll tell you to get it back from the chief usher

hian! before a girl go wan seize my phone, there is already something

...She knows the ropes... wink

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu:

Lool-i will send it via courier ...Goodnight

What should I reply you?

Deejavuu(f): 10:52pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

What should I reply you?

You will know after u get it..

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ArchEnemy(m): 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

hian! before a girl go wan seize my phone, there is already something ...She knows the ropes...

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu:

You will know after u get it..

Aite

teemanbastos(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

snoring ke?

lol... D tin wey 1 dy c 4 church...na die.
Xum ppu sef go sleep off and fall 4rm chair.
grin

Deejavuu(f): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

Courier is rather to tasking... isn't it?

This one isnt,dont worry we will continue the chat after u get my package... wink

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Nairalander01: 10:59pm On Feb 07, 2015

Op You forgot to add Toasting/chyking inside church undecided

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 07, 2015

Deejavuu:

This one isnt,dont worry we will continue the chat after u get my package...

I'll be waiting... wink

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2015

Nairalander01:
Op You forgot to add Toasting/chyking inside church

Really?

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:07pm On Feb 07, 2015

teemanbastos:
lol... D tin wey 1 dy c 4 church...na die.
Xum ppu sef go sleep off and fall 4rm chair.

hard to believe ey ... grin

Nairalander01: 11:11pm On Feb 07, 2015

emusmith:

Really?

Yeah and you look a like culprit grin

Re: Seven Awkward Behaviours Around The Church Environment. by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 07, 2015

Nairalander01:

Yeah and you look like culprit

Hian!

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