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Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) (46656 Views)

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Edoziesmart(m): 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
I can relate vividly angry

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Impregnable101: 3:10pm On Jan 22, 2022
shocked

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HardBishop(m): 3:10pm On Jan 22, 2022
Na mistake one Igbo guy impregnate an igala babe. He refused but her brother NAVY said they will kill him in our yard

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NamelessOGBENI(m): 3:11pm On Jan 22, 2022
Those legends are the Freelancers, Remote Workers, Stay At Home Fathers and the likes.

The number 4 na great sampler, awon mixer aye and DJ everywhere..

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Rosaline5000: 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2022
Ok
ufotty2001: 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2022
Although face me I face you is the right place to start life, mostly if you don't have anybody to you.. I stayed in face me I face you apartment for 7years on till when God bless me with a job of N400k per Month I was still staying there despite earning good money. Thank God am moving out from the boundage next month February to self contain...

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Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jan 22, 2022
Bola146:
Please delete that toilet biko grin grin grin

That toilet can cause ptsd.

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Calibrator: 3:18pm On Jan 22, 2022
Whenever I hear about neighbours getting themselves pregnant by mistake I always imagine a broken ceiling, a slippery floor, a stray springboard, one erect naked D and an erroneously wet V.


Shey wahala no too much like this?
HardBishop:
Na mistake one Igbo guy impregnate an igala babe. He refused but her brother NAVY said they will kill him in our yard

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dapsoneh: 3:20pm On Jan 22, 2022
The first set of people are not likely to be in a face me I face you house

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lesbiconverter: 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2022
Warning! graphic image of toilet grin

There are some neighbors close to me that fight every Sunday for some reason I don't know

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Realmi: 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2022
Sandydayziz:
Number 3 is so true grin grin
so na face me I face u, u dey stay cheesy

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Impregnablefolk: 3:29pm On Jan 22, 2022
Bola146:
Please delete that toilet biko grin grin grin
Is ur lavatory beta Dan dat? If God bless u no dey shame oda people. Him fit vex turn situations around because of mockery. He said I will have mercy on whom I will av mercy, n comion on whom I will av comion. So den it is not of him dat willeth...

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jericco1(m): 3:30pm On Jan 22, 2022
I'm so number 6 but not in that type of apartment sha
KingOfTheDamned: 3:38pm On Jan 22, 2022
I wish I could relate to this but unfortunately I cannot
Bola146(f): 3:39pm On Jan 22, 2022
Impregnablefolk:

Is ur lavatory beta Dan dat? If God bless u no dey shame oda people. Him fit vex turn situations around because of mockery. He said I will have mercy on whom I will av mercy, n comion on whom I will av comion. So den it is not of him dat willeth...

Ask your parents not me

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Huracio(m): 3:39pm On Jan 22, 2022
add this: there's always one man who leaves alone, and nobody knows his family; he goes to work in morning and when he comes back in the evening he do fetched some water in a big iron bucket or big paint bucket.

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Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jan 22, 2022
Funny, but not relatable.
chatinent: 3:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
NamelessOGBENI:
Those legends are the Freelancers, Remote Workers, Stay At Home Fathers and the likes.

The number 4 na great sampler, awon mixer aye and DJ everywhere..

Gbamsolutely.
BenitoKamaLee(m): 3:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
And the ones who can beat their children in the middle of the night. And the ones who put the volume of their sets high they don't care if it's very late or too early.

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Huracio(m): 3:44pm On Jan 22, 2022
There's always one brother that have a room at the extreme end; he's dark in complexion, he do wore faded-white singlet on top a jersey knicker; he's holy, gentle,calm and attends church in midweek and Sunday services.

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chatinent: 3:44pm On Jan 22, 2022
ufotty2001:
Although face me I face you is the right place to start life, mostly if you don't have anybody to you.. I stayed in face me I face you apartment for 7years on till when God bless me with a job of N400k per Month I was still staying there despite earning good money. Thank God am moving out from the boundage next month February to self contain...

I stayed there too.

You go see married women go do meeting say singles must contribute money since they are men and can't wash toilets.

Hello? Like did I personally tell you I can't wash toilets?

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stahnly55: 3:44pm On Jan 22, 2022
grin grin
chatinent:


But na true na


It is chief.


So he is an alfa male?

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Huracio(m): 3:45pm On Jan 22, 2022
There's always one brother that have a room at the extreme end; he's dark in complexion, he doesnt quarrel with anyone,he do wore faded-white singlet on top a jersey knicker; he's holy, gentle,calm and attends church in midweek and Sunday services.

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chatinent: 3:46pm On Jan 22, 2022
Huracio:
add this: there's always one man who leaves alone, and nobody knows his family; he goes to work in morning and when he comes back in the evening he do fetched some water in a big iron bucket or big paint bucket.

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Huracio(m): 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2022
there's always the so called big boys that doesn't pay electricity money on time despite the fact that everyone knows they are have money...lol.

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Huracio(m): 3:48pm On Jan 22, 2022
chatinent:

lols you can relate right?

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HardBishop(m): 3:49pm On Jan 22, 2022
Calibrator:
Whenever I hear about neighbours getting themselves pregnant by mistake I always imagine a broken ceiling, a slippery floor, a stray springboard, one erect naked D and an erroneously wet V.


Shey wahala no too much like this?

If u see how this guy humble paying this gal bride price. He was forced because her brothers threatened him
Is well

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chatinent: 3:53pm On Jan 22, 2022
Huracio:
lols you can relate right?

Gbamsolutely
grin

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Davefed(m): 3:56pm On Jan 22, 2022
ufotty2001:
Although face me I face you is the right place to start life, mostly if you don't have anybody to you.. I stayed in face me I face you apartment for 7years on till when God bless me with a job of N400k per Month I was still staying there despite earning good money. Thank God am moving out from the boundage next month February to self contain...
How is it bondage?

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